Strong Opinions. Handwritten. On Onions.

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Buy a Custom Onion

Onion with text

We handwrite your message (or opinion) directly on a fresh onion and ship it to whoever you choose.

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How It Works

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Send One to a Politician

Want to make a statement? We'll deliver an onion to your elected official with a custom opinion they won't forget.

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