It’s a real onion with a handwritten opinion on it, sent by mail. It’s weird. It’s memorable. It’s awesome.

Yes! You can write your own message during checkout — up to 100 characters per onion.

Most onions ship within 2–3 business days. We’ll email you a confirmation once they’re in the mail.

Absolutely. Just leave your name blank on the form and we won’t include any sender info.

Not yet! For now, we only ship within the United States — but we're working on expanding.